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IT ISN'T JUST ME, IS IT? The
Racing Thoughts of a Suburban
Anarchist
Baltimore, MD: Publish America,
Winter 2004
A Humor
Book
FROM THE BOOK COVER: What if Monty Python recruited Noam Chomsky to write for Eddie
Izzard? The result might be this collection of humorous essays that
subvert enshrined certainties with inspired lunacy and a postmodern
twist. Irreverent & heretical, stately & plump, Caramagno
skewers American icons, political pundits, and western
philosophy alike with a combination punch of silliness and cultural
criticism. What began as anecdotes for his lectures on
postmodernism has become both intellectually challenging, absurdly
stupid, and devastatingly funny–no, that’s three things. Sorry.
I’ll begin again. Among his weaponry are such diverse elements as a
keen though disturbed mind, a freewheeling cynicism that makes
Nietzsche look like a true believer, a love of life, and a deeply
held commitment to fucking it up for the rest of
us.
Topics include: growing up
Catholic in suburban Los Angeles; the real story of Genesis; the
panopticon of police surveillance; how FATED COINCIDENCES rule our
lives; a history of cussing; a public appeal for sympathy
for Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, & Michael Savage--victims of
brutal liberals; Sexuality and its Discontents; couplehood be
damned; love's cliches; the strange state of
Nebraska; the secret lives of inanimate objects; road rage and
why we love it; a conspiracy theory about the sequencing of
city traffic lights; sports pages with photos of manly men tacked
up over restaurant urinals; food (and the terrible thing our bodies
do to it); deconstruction (and the terrible thing our minds do to
themselves); the commonplace terrorists--airplane passengers who
cough; the evolutionary advantage of nose hair; guilt in public
places; Hoserball--the University of Hawaii's standard for
excellence; the new hero worship after Ronald Reagan; Best Buy
Service Contracts and the inescapable clause; psychic John Edward
and tidiness of the afterlife; and the tyranny of
language.
Copyright 2004. ISBN:
1-4137-0946-X
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Visible
Love
A Novel
(Baltimore, MD: PublishAmerica,
2002)
Four
30-ish couples cope with love, fidelity, swing clubs,
and Reaganomics in the 1980s. Can sex be
more neurotic?
Visible Love is an irreverent satire of sex, marriage and anxiety in the age of AIDS. In a set of intersecting stories, seven heterosexuals survive, without dignity, the end of the sexual revolution, when risk factors were publically exaggerated, safety trumped eroticism, and bathroom sex was the straight man's perfect secret.
In 1979 UCLA Hospital nurse Rebecca Turnan dreams of a romantic liaison to enliven her marriage with the affable but predictable Charles. When she begins an affair with a steely corporate lawyer, Charles takes on a lover of his own, Miyeki Fukumoto, a staff doctor. Friends and neighbors eagerly choose up sides. They split up, but as the safety of monogamy becomes strangely attractive, it even begins to look like rekindled love.
Ginger and Troy Zoe are weekend swingers whose Palm Springs sex club must choose between fear and boredom; what was once the sport of suburban kings with matching RVs and gold chains tries to change with the times, but can "radical sex" also be "safe sex"?
In mall restrooms, husband Josh Webb secretly has sex with other men whose wives are happily shopping at J.C. Penney's for new jeans for the kids. Josh doesn't identify as gay or even bisexual; in fact, he is mildly homophobic and socially isolated. Through hand signals and glory holes, Josh never even sees the faces of his partners. Or wants to. His fantasy is that he is part of a vast, coursing network of shared DNA, connected biologically with hundreds of families across the city. But when AIDS threatens to "out" him as something he feels he's not, panic pushes him to attempt a surprising "cure."
Miyeki is so stressed by her incurable patients, paranoid conspiracy theories about the origin of AIDS and imaginary co-factors, she develops pseudo-symptoms mimicking AIDS and attempts suicide. Only by starting her own AIDS hospice is she able to see sex for what it is not and love for what it is.
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"DENIAL"
A Twice-Told Tale of Long Lost
Love
This is
a love story about a happily married woman who returns to
Nebraska to bury her grandmother, only to find that long lost loves
can never be buried. What begins as a nostalgic visit to scenes of
childhood memories soon challenges Julia Stephen’s own sense of
identity, and her memory of the past. For, shortly before her
death, her grandmother arranged to be buried, not with Grandpa Joe,
the revered patriarch of the family, but next to a stranger, a WWI
veteran who had lived for many years in a bare, Victorian house
just two blocks away, unacknowledged and invisible. Julia's past,
which she remembered as idyllic and normal, is revealed as full of
conflicts and self-betrayal. Paralleling her detective work, Julia
discovers her own long denied yearnings, which threaten to destroy
her marriage. Realizing that denial can be passed on from
generation to generation, she asks, “Is it enough to just think
you’re happy, and not really be
happy?”
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"One Sin, I Know"
A Victorian Murder
Mystery
A
jaded actor turns detective when bodies appear in London's West End
theater district in the early 1880s. Sydney Saxon-Turner,
veteran of vapid melodramas and bowdlerized Shakespeare, sleeps too
late, smokes too much, and drinks brandy at most unsuitable
hours of the day. But, from his third floor digs at the
Russell Square Hotel, he looks out upon London as if from a high
tower in his mind, watching, fascinated, human nature caught in the
act of murder. Using his talent for building a character out
of the scraps and orts of imagination, he pursues his
prey, a walking shadow who knows, only too well, his
sins.
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